Day 3 of ? Part Seks – Full Disclosure

28 Oct

I have to come clean. Things are getting out of hand here and the truth will come to light. I don’t want to be like those politicians that are discovered to be alien replicants two days before the election.

I lied to you. Remember that blog post last year where I wrote about the time I was in the army where I was first in my class in all the survival training courses? Well that wasn’t exactly true. See I was in the army but it was the Salvation Army. And I wasn’t taking any courses, I was trying to get rid of an old mattress.

I just got back from a supply run. The GF asked me to get some provisions in the event things get really bad tomorrow. I was walking around this tiny grocery store. They had lots of stuff but I had no idea what to buy. Here is what I ended up with.

Does anyone have a can opener?

I have no idea what I’m doing.

3 Responses to “Day 3 of ? Part Seks – Full Disclosure”

  1. Uncle Ross October 29, 2012 at 07:33 #

    In the immortal words of The Dead Dog Cafe Comedy Hour,
    “Stay Calm, Be Brave, Wait for the Signs”.


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