Hello reader!
I’m going to be live blogging our turkey fry this afternoon. So keep hitting F5 for all the latest updates.
15:36 – the gear
Where did I put that fire extinguisher?
15:38 – the “food”
Damn! I forgot the Iced Cream.
16:04 – I think we’re going to need more sweet potatoes.
Not sure what to do with the onions…
16:12 – Time to fire ‘er up.
Just like Golf Wars I and II, this is all about oil.
16:17 – Low-cost foreign labour is a good thing.
They even have matching uniforms.
16:30 – changed into my deepfrying clothes.
It sounds incredible….
16:42 – As requested
Here you go, your Majesty.
16:46 – I feel so alive!
And useful.
16:52 – It’s beautiful!
Steve, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Steve. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens!
17:09 – Let us hurry. There is nothing to fear here.
That’s what scares me.
17:18 – I think the BBQ is jealous
He looks sad.
17:25 – is it in yet?
17:26 – It’s in.
18:25 – There’s going to be a feast!
Eat soon!
Steve: Jason, there is something that troubles me.
Jason: What is it?
Steve: The DeepFryer. If it is there, in Ottawa, then it is something that man was not meant to disturb. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this earth.
Die Hard Three 
I don’t see a turkey anywhere.
Oh, it’s here. Believe you me.