Turkey Deep Fry Event Liveblog!

8 Sep

Hello reader!

I’m going to be live blogging our turkey fry this afternoon. So keep hitting F5 for all the latest updates.

15:36 – the gear

Where did I put that fire extinguisher?

Where did I put that fire extinguisher?

15:38 – the “food”

Damn! I forgot the Iced Cream.

Damn! I forgot the Iced Cream.

16:04 – I think we’re going to need more sweet potatoes.

Not sure what to do with the onions...

Not sure what to do with the onions…

16:12 – Time to fire ‘er up.

Just like Golf Wars I and II, this is all about oil.

Just like Golf Wars I and II, this is all about oil.

16:17 – Low-cost foreign labour is a good thing.

They even have matching uniforms.

They even have matching uniforms.

16:30 – changed into my deepfrying clothes.

It sounds incredible....

It sounds incredible….

16:42 – As requested

Here you go, your Majesty.

Here you go, your Majesty.

16:46 – I feel so alive!

And useful.

And useful.

16:52 – It’s beautiful!

Steve, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Steve. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!

Steve, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Steve. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens!

17:09 –  Let us hurry. There is nothing to fear here.

That's what scares me.

That’s what scares me.

17:18 – I think the BBQ is jealous

He looks sad.

He looks sad.

17:25 – is it in yet?

photo (11)

17:26 – It’s in.

photo (12)

18:25 – There’s going to be a feast!

Eat soon!

Eat soon!

Steve: Jason, there is something that troubles me.

Jason: What is it?

Steve: The DeepFryer. If it is there, in Ottawa, then it is something that man was not meant to disturb. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this earth.

3 Responses to “Turkey Deep Fry Event Liveblog!”

  1. Jason Chapman (@jasonAchapman) September 8, 2013 at 16:24 #

    I don’t see a turkey anywhere.

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