So it’s just after 10:00 and we’re on the highway number 400 (the only meaningful vertical highway in Canada) heading to Barrie and then to Killarney.
I want to take this opportunity to reassure my mom that my anti-bear bell is firmly attached to my pack. The lady at the camping store said that this $2.00 noise-maker is the most effective way to defeat bears in hand-to-hand combat. It didn’t come with any instructions and the clerk didn’t provide a demonstration so I’m going to assume that I have somehow get the bear to swallow it.
Shouldn’t be too difficult.
Again, if we go missing, contact Chad Everett. Entry point is main entrance Park Killarney at 15:00 Friday Sept 20, 2013. Exit point is same but at Sunday Sept 22, 2913 17:00-ish.
Die Hard Three 
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q4/bearbells.html
love the bit about the bear bell. superfantastic!!