Day 2 of 4 – Powerful Winds, Lots of Destruction

28 Oct

My mother is probably not enjoying this. Her only son is trapped in New York City with a killer storm bearing down on the East Coast of the Unites States.

I’m not enjoying this either. Before leaving on this trip I totally forgot to prepare my will. Don’t get me wrong, I already have one – valid, signed, notarized, and locked in a safe-deposit box at my bank. But it’s eleven years old and I wrote it on a drunken bet after a night of partying. In it I left all my Earthly possessions to the Government of Ontario. They were going through a recession at the time and I wanted to do my part to help out.

But the real tragedy here is the television. I wanted to see some good olde-fashioned political advertisements (the election is just around the corner). Instead we’ve been inundated with storm and flood warnings. Boring!¬†These things don’t concern me. What concerns me is Romney vs. Obama: the Fate of the End of the World!

Oh the humanity!

I’ll be back later. I have to go stock up on supplies and check what time game four of the World Series starts.

3 Responses to “Day 2 of 4 – Powerful Winds, Lots of Destruction”

  1. bhaggart October 28, 2012 at 09:36 #

    Hey!

    • Die Hard Three October 28, 2012 at 12:23 #

      My long lost brother!

    • Uncle Ross October 29, 2012 at 07:26 #

      So they finally told Jason that you were adopted, eh?

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