Survived!

24 Aug

Hi mom,

I just want to send you a quick note to let you know that we all survived the practice hike, including me.

And to help put your mind at ease, I want to assure you that if I ever do go on a hike where there is even a remote chance of encountering a bear, I will take with me several units of bear mace, bear chase, bear tase, and a 30,000 volt electro-perimeter fence (for sleeping).

I also promise not to eat any blueberries or salmon for the two weeks before the hike.

Jason

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One Response to “Survived!”

  1. Jason Chapman (@jasonAchapman) August 24, 2013 at 21:21 #

    Congrats! I think you are mentally prepared. Do not waste time training for a bear fight. Those Northern bears don’t even know karate.

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