Apologies for the previous post – I teased you with the mystery of a new destination and then forgot to leave you any clues! So, here is your assignment. Call your boss tell him you won’t be in today – this is going to take a few minutes!
Clue this First: The place we are going is represented on maps that use the Mercator projection in an incredibly racist manner.
Clue the Second: the climate-related problems we encountered in Spain will have been the opposite of what we expect to experience in the new country.
Clue the Third: We are actually visiting more than one country.
Clue the Fourth: I will consider it a blessing if we encounter zero Tim Horton’s franchises.
I feel that’s enough for you to get started. Godspeed and remember, keep watching the stars!
Die Hard Three 
My boss will fire me if I call in sick. ________________________________
I thought you were the boss!